*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out
How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?
Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker
How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.
You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows
sey is everything
Press A to corn
when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you
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Sure. Let’s just go down to the Anus Hole and get some ice cream